The cell phones are classic. But the real laughable part of this ad is the 16MB RAM upgrade for $130?!! "LIKE" this! - AJ
AJ
On air: Weekdays: 3pm-7pm
Call / Text: 470, 570, or 670-1971 / 82945
Email: aj@971zht.com
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Call / Text: 470, 570, or 670-1971 / 82945
Email: aj@971zht.com
Facebook: Become a Fan
Twitter: Follow Me
Keyword "AJ" at 971zht.com
Things you do when you're not on 971 ZHT:
If it's not jumping on the trampoline in the backyard with my two beautiful children and amazing wife, or producing the finest piece of Crayola art you've ever seen...you'll probably find me at the bowling alley. I'm addicted. Frank and DB give me hell for it all the time (they're jealous).
Do you really like the music you play?
Duh! Fat kids love cake, right? Otherwise they wouldn't eat it! And yes, I may be a bit chubby...and really, who DOESN'T like cake?
You're known for your quick wit and shameless humor at celebs' expenses, isn't that unfair to not give them a chance for a rebuttle?
Spencer and Heidi shouldn't be called "Speidi," they should be called the "Pratt Brats." Their lives of fortune are provided by guys like me slamming their failures. The way I see it, they owe me some cash.
. Your dream vacation would be where?:
If there's family, relaxation, beer, and good food, it can be anywhere. I love beautiful scenery and I love the bright lights, but I don't need them for a vacay.
Do you have one of those 5 person "exceptions" list?
Okay, I'll play. My wife tells me Eliot Stabler on Law and Order: SVU is her entire list, so I've gotta chime in. Honestly? Anna Faris. She's just famous enough to be unattainable, but respectably 'girl-next-door'-ish.
How can people talk to you in the afternoon?:
Call: 4, 5, or 670-1971. Text me at 82945. Or email aj@971zht.com
Any final thoughts?:
Great quote from the side of my mayonnaise jar. Words to live by, really. "Keep cool, but don't freeze."
Because You Have Nothing Else Worth Listening To (yes, I ended a sentence with a prepostion)... It's really more of a thought than a slogan. I mean they've kept me on 4 years? If you're as surprised as I am, then why not keep listening to the show? If you're new to 97.1 ZHT from 3p-7p weekdays, then remember, I have two beautiful children who need to eat, so gimme a chance! It's celeb news, stories of amazingly stupid and/or entertaining REAL-LIFE events, phone calls FROM YOU, and even famous people that have charity in their heart willing to come on my show! Try it, I've got a 30-day money back guarantee. If you're still listening in 30 days, I'll give you your money back. (I take bribes by Paypal)
If it's not jumping on the trampoline in the backyard with my two beautiful children and amazing wife, or producing the finest piece of Crayola art you've ever seen...you'll probably find me at the bowling alley. I'm addicted. Frank and DB give me hell for it all the time (they're jealous).
Do you really like the music you play?
Duh! Fat kids love cake, right? Otherwise they wouldn't eat it! And yes, I may be a bit chubby...and really, who DOESN'T like cake?
You're known for your quick wit and shameless humor at celebs' expenses, isn't that unfair to not give them a chance for a rebuttle?
Spencer and Heidi shouldn't be called "Speidi," they should be called the "Pratt Brats." Their lives of fortune are provided by guys like me slamming their failures. The way I see it, they owe me some cash.
. Your dream vacation would be where?:
If there's family, relaxation, beer, and good food, it can be anywhere. I love beautiful scenery and I love the bright lights, but I don't need them for a vacay.
Do you have one of those 5 person "exceptions" list?
Okay, I'll play. My wife tells me Eliot Stabler on Law and Order: SVU is her entire list, so I've gotta chime in. Honestly? Anna Faris. She's just famous enough to be unattainable, but respectably 'girl-next-door'-ish.
How can people talk to you in the afternoon?:
Call: 4, 5, or 670-1971. Text me at 82945. Or email aj@971zht.com
Any final thoughts?:
Great quote from the side of my mayonnaise jar. Words to live by, really. "Keep cool, but don't freeze."
Because You Have Nothing Else Worth Listening To (yes, I ended a sentence with a prepostion)... It's really more of a thought than a slogan. I mean they've kept me on 4 years? If you're as surprised as I am, then why not keep listening to the show? If you're new to 97.1 ZHT from 3p-7p weekdays, then remember, I have two beautiful children who need to eat, so gimme a chance! It's celeb news, stories of amazingly stupid and/or entertaining REAL-LIFE events, phone calls FROM YOU, and even famous people that have charity in their heart willing to come on my show! Try it, I've got a 30-day money back guarantee. If you're still listening in 30 days, I'll give you your money back. (I take bribes by Paypal)
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