Wouldn't you LOVE to just get one of these ONCE?  The Academy will be giving out these goodie bags at the Oscars this Sunday night.  Here's what will be inside:

$120 worth of maple syrup (YUM!)

Electronic cigarettes (I think I'd give mine to AJ!)

Condoms (Ah-hem!)

"The Ultimate Fuzz Remover" lint roller

Windex

A laundry bag

Portion-controlled dinnerware

A combination bracelet-hair tie that goes for $80

A water filtration system

A stay at a fitness retreat (Over $4,000 value!!)

A "vampire" facelift ($5,000 value!!!)

Private VIP service at Heathrow Airport (Over $1,500 value!!)

Acupuncture therapy

Aromatherapy

Nutritional training sessions

Personal trainer sessions

 

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