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Read past Morning Zoo Text Topics!


Who are the people that are pushy and make you watch their kids?

Signs he is cheating! Did you ever date a married man and didn't know?

What Skeletons do you have in your closet? Tell us!

Do you get crap from family and friends because you don't have kids or because you don't want them?

Are you in a sex-less marriage and it is working for both of you?

When you were prego, where did you toss your cookies?

What funny thing did your kid take to show and tell?

Who won't you hang out with because they always start fights?

Do you know women that are pregnant and still smoke or drink or both?

Did you fall for a scam?

Do you live close to your family? Next door? Down the street?

Do you have a weird addiction?

Are you tracking someone or are you being tracked by gps?

Coulda Woulda Shoulda

BUSTED LOOKING AT BOOBS

Weird Injuries

Where did your water break?

Did you hurt or harm yourself to get out of something you didn't want to do?

What did you come home to find after your vacation?

Has anyone ever threatened to kill you?

Listeners remembering 9/11

Are you in a race to get Prego before your sibling?

Tell us about your monster in law! Your spouse can't cut the cord?

What did you do at work that they will never let you live down?

Did somebody schedule their event up against your event on purpose?

So you've already had sex but now you are going to hold out until you and your fiancée get married?

We talked about parents getting into fights at kids sporting events. So messed up!

Tell us about your Honeymoon Horror stories!

Did someone richer and more powerful come along and try to steal your spouse? Did they succeed?

Do you have a stalker?

What plastic surgery are you getting done this week?

Can you tell us about people who have nine lives?

Is someone you love missing? How long have they been gone?

What expensive thing did your dog eat?

What happened when your credit card got stolen? What did they buy?

#1 Fantasy....Delivery guys...do you like it ladies?

The band Sugarland is attached to the headlines about the deaths with the stage collapse in Indiana at the fair. What negative event were you indirectly associated with?

Are you stashing money and your spouse doesn't know?

How did you get revenge at your high school reunion?

Did you accidentally shoot yourself?

A lot of old people are driving! Betty White will be 90 in January and she still drives!! Do you know an older person that still drives and maybe they shouldn't?

We read an article stating that most Americans don't even have $1,000 in savings. What do you have in your savings account?

Are Latino men controlling? We've heard rumors about Marc Anthony being controlling over J. Lo and that is why they are getting divorced

Do you know an Overachiever? Are you one? Frankie's mom knows a doctor who is also an attorney!

A lot of older people are having plastic surgery...like the 83 year old women in California that got breast implants. Know anyone like that?

Who's still shady even though they are older? Old shady people!!

How did you get revenge?

Do you have a warrant out for your arrest?

Did you have a "Snooki Moment" - When you say or do something dumb?! LOL!

Have you witnessed a murder?

Do you have any stories of men staring or saying things to young girls?

For the guys, would you date Casey Anthony?

Did you know someone who was under a cloud of suspicion?

Where did you get stuck?

What weird medical disorder do you have?

Did you get the last fat laugh? Are you thinner and your old classmates are chubby now?

Did you leave your kid behind on accident? Where?

Did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriends family and they hated you?

How many times have you been to jail?

Did you ask a woman to marry you and she said, NO?! Are you the women that said NO?

Who is the big spender in your relationship?

Did your parents get divorced when you were an adult?

Have you ever chased a robber out of your house?

Have you ever walked out of an interview like Kat Von D did on the set of Good Day L.A. ?

Have you gained weight since you got married? Is it affecting the relationship?

What happened that wasn't so funny but now that time has passed, you can laugh about it?

Are you going through a custody battle for your kids?

Have you gone into hiding before? Who are you hiding from?

When did you give it up? First date? Wedding night?

Are you addicted to pain pills?

How many times have you been married? More than 3?

Would you name your kid after your Dead Ex?

Did you ever punch somebody for your man, ladies? What went down?

Do you know someone who committed insurance fraud? Did you?

Have you served on a jury? What was the case about?

Were you pregnant and going through a divorce?

Are you a secretary that has a secret about your boss?

Tell us about your firework mishaps!

Did you get tazed by the cops?

What happened when your kid ratted you out?

Have you ever come across counterfeit money?

When did you become a different person? How did you rage and do something you would never normally do?

What did you leave on the printer that got you into trouble? Or what did you find on the printer?

Did you or do you have a Bad Teacher? Are you a bad teacher?

Do you work with your ex? How is that working out for ya?

Tell us about the cheapest date you've been on?

Are you or were you in a controlling relationship?

Did you marry the wrong man?

Did you have a divorce party when you split from your spouse?

Nasty May/December relationships!

Do you work in the an adult type business?

Who just walks into your house and doesn't knock?

Bank errors! Did you have money that wasn't your deposited into your account? What did you do with it?

Did you call your wedding off the week before?

How long is your commute time?

How much did your wedding ring cost?

Does you man want you to get a boob job but you don't want one?

Have you ever told someone (besides your spouse) that they have bad breath?

Are you smoking in secret?

How were you involved in a freak accident?

Are you on house arrest? Do you know someone on house arrest?

Have you sold or purchased anything on "the black market"

It's a case of mistaken idenity....who were you mistaken for?

Do you fake having an accent? Do you know someone with a thick accent and you can't understand them?

Do you go through your spouses phone? What did you find?

Are you married or with someone and you are sending dirty pics and videos to someone else?

Have you ever had someone call DCFS on you or have you ever called DCFS on someone? We are talking about this topic because someone called the Department of Children and Family Services on Mariah and Nick Cannon!

Have you ever run out of gas? What happened?

What stupid thing did you do as a kid?

What did you swap out around the house and your spouse didn't notice? A new vase? A tree? Bedding? Paint?

When you moved into your house...what did you find? Did you give it back?

Did you have a friend or family member that was going to marry a person that was gay? Did you tell them or let they get hitched anyway?

Are you a Love Child? Do you have a Love child?

How old are you and how much money do you have in your savings account?

Are you a "kept woman or kept man" ?

Do you get sucked into watching the infomercials? What did you buy?

Who left you a voicemail on your phone when they should have told you in person or at least waited until they had you on the line?

When do you tip? Jessica clogged a toilet in Vegas and she didn't tip the maintenance guy

Did anyone in your family "make it big" and now they don't talk to you or anyone in your family?

Do you have an adult family member living with you and they won't leave?

What awkward conversation did you have with your neighbor?

Stories about substitute teachers from students and stories about kids from subs!

When your parents got divorced and one of them remarried, was their spouse close to your age?

Boys with Girl names.....

Who is listening to the show? Demo Check!

How is your tattoo messed up?

Any weird Theme Weddings?

What did you break because you are too chubby?

Can You tell us your Prom Horror story?

What excuse did you give the cop when you got pulled over?

Do you feel like your husband's mommy?

Are you waiting for someone serving time in jail or prison? Did you decide not to wait?

Mommy Secrets

What weird medical condition do you have?

Has your doctor ever hit on you or said anything inappropriate?

Do you have any ties to organized crime?

What's in your house on display that you hate?

When you bought a motorcycle, did it anger a friend of family member?

Foot in Mouth stories

TAXES: Are you Cheating on your taxes? What are you getting back? Do you owe?





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