Foot in Mouth stories
" worst foot in mouth moment of my life!
aha no, she was pointing out theroad rash not the womans weight. So a few seconds later
she said "who is that anyway?" the other girlsays, "thats my mom!
I was with two students looking at pictures of accident victims when one said to me, "hey
look-its you." I jokinglysaid, "are you calling me a fat A?" h
? I bet you still live with your mom. I bet she would make you a sandwich. His eyes got all
teary. At which Point he stated his mother recently died
? Being in the army you always get critiqued on your diet. So one of the sgt's was talking to a
private about his eating habits, and was saying oh come on.
he company!i didnt know how 2 recover from that 1!but hes now my husband so all gud:)
I was interviewing 4 a job wen i saw this guy wearin a hoodie and asked the manager if that
guy was a janitor.he said no,hes the president and owner of t
? h pregnant wife gets out of the passenger side and rips his ass a new one!!! I laughed so
hard at his face cause she had had it!!!!!
? I parked on a expectant mother parking spot and got out of my jeep only to be called out by
some tool for parking in that stall. Then my pissed of 8 mont
J y passed away on tuesday..Oops!!
J An old friend came into my work while we were in high school and I knew his dad had been
sick so I asked how he was doing and he replied..well he actuall
b looked at me like was dumb and said red. Im still confused.
b This guy was talkin about being color blind and I was very curious as to what color they
really do see, I asked when he looked at red what did he see. He
? adopted kid is completely messed up!.." Haha he felt dumb when I told him I was adopted
? I'm adopted... I was talking to a co worker about adoption, they, not knowing I am adopted
says, "why would you want to adopt? Don't you know that every
Had a prego friend who wasn't telling anyone including me because she has hard pregnancies. I
acidently outted her at a party in front of everyone.
Used to call a cheap tiper at my work tightass.. Then one day called it to his face by mistake.
? the younger sister how her parents had reacted to get getting the tattoo. Oh...non of them
knew. Not even the sister. My bad
? There are two sisters where I work, coming from a very PDA family.The older one decided
to get a tattoo and flaunted it around work. Weeks later I asked
calls me in the office. Of course I deny it. My boss gave me the cold shoulder after that.
One time I told a co-worker my bosses kids were ugly just like my boss. Come to find out the co-
worker was in kahoots with the boss. She tells my boss, my boss
when I asked my sister in if she wanted a ride in my car, she said she was to big to fit, I told her she
wasn't that fat. She meant her family is to big.
" nd asked "WHAT... WHEN DID YOU GET PREGNANT" and he fainted and we ended up
treating him for shock. She was never pregnant
" I'm am EMT for the state of Utah and patient X I swear she was prego and when I was doing
the assessment I asked how far along the baby was and the husba
A y?" She said, "I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat!"
A I manage manufacturing workers. A new girl was hired and I swore she was pregnant. I
asked her about lifting boxes and said, "isn't that hard on the bab
) it wasn't til later that I remembered his son was conceived through a sperm donor. I still
feel so stupid!
) I made a comment to my uncle about seeing a man who looked exactly like his 8-yr-old son.
The resemblance was insane! He gave me a really weird look and
? aby giraffe tomorrow thanks lol
? I ve had the whole baby thing thrown at me before...and i m not that big lol my response is
what won though... I told the dumb guy "Yeah im expecting a b
? then :) I GOT YOUR BACK LOL :)
? put him down-megan
? Recently I went to my friends house and asked where's your cat did he die being sarcastic
she looked at me with tears in her eyes and said yes we had to
? Best thing to say if you do put you foot in your mouth about someone being prego. Just say
"sorry your just glowing" something good must be in your life
, me she gave the baby up for adoption.
, I worked with this woman who just came back from maternity leave. Every time I saw her I
would ask about the baby. After the third time I asked she told
That would be my husband!
. And said you know that's the time when you stick want to stick your foot in your mouth..
My friend looked at the cop again and said.... I have no feet
n my friend drove over to our other cop friend and told him the story. That's when the cop
that said that to her came up to her and gave her an apology