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What happened that wasn't so funny but now that time has passed, you can laugh about it?
We were playin tag on a jungle gym at night and they were slippery..... i go to jump off the top section i had climbed on and my feet cought and i did a full face plant! Cut my upper and lower lip, slip open my chin and nose and was bleeding everywhere. But now we always joke how im banned from the playground, im 24 lol
Once I slipped on a glass of milk and it really hurt but now that I think of it its really funny
When I was 16 my gfs and I rode trax downtown to shop at the mall. We were waiting for the train and this 1legged homeless man in wheelchair came up to us He told me I was cute and wanted me to come live with him in the dumpster.
When I was about 12 I was hanging out with my older brother at his friends house, who I had a HUGE crush on, well I was using his bathroom which had a faulty lock. Right when I was standing up from using the toilet, his cute friend walked in on me! Saw my bare butt and all! The way the bathroom is set up it was a perfect side view lol :)
I went on a date to dinner he didnt have enough money and I didn't have my purse so we had to run out . And then he took me to a movie after and ask to use my phone he text on it and handed it to me ans it said do you looked to cuddle? What a freak
My husband almost cut his thumb off it wasnt funny then but now i tease him that he screamed like ned Flanders- he screamed like a girl
I was at universal studios. They have a water show that gets people wet. My parents dared me to get a actor wet. We went back and forth with water till I pushed
Him into the water. I had to jump a small fence to do so. Well security didn't like that. I was escorted out in hand cuffs.
Husband caught me smoking in bathroom at work. Back when u could smoke in buildings but I was suppose to be quitting smoking.
I fell down during my junior prom choreographed dance in front of my whole town! Not funny then! Hilarious now!!
I started my period on class without knowing and as class ended I stood up sand blood was everywhere. I thought my life was over
got into a fender bender and was crying and a gorgeous EMT walked up just as the biggest snot bubble popped all over my face! I wanted to die lmao..
A few years ago for a high school dance. I just picked her up and when walking to the car I ran and Jumped up to knock down an icicle and landed on black ice and fell on my butt. I got the icicle
I was a waitress my wrap skirt fell off in front of hundreds
A stray cat got into our car and sprayed everywhere when we were out of town. We ended up having to replace a seat
When i first dated my husband, he got pulled over and arrested for having an outstanding ticket- and i was FREAKING out because no one would tell me anything- wouldnt tell me why he was arrested or anything, and it took hours before i was able to talk to him- 2 k later he was bailed. now its funny, and when we play monopoly we get a kick out of it when i get to visit him in jail. :)
I was at a local club and they have a huge set of stairs right by the main floor and stage well I fell down the stairs and the dj stopped the music and said. Lets give it up to the hot chick falling down the stairs and everyone turned and clapped. I am still known as the hot chick that Falls down stairs
My sister ran into a light post in a smiths parking lot when she was in her 1st month as a cop. Funny thing was she was working a DUI shift and she hits a pole. She still 10 years later doesnt find it funny at all but the resst of us do.
Hey Zoo this is whitney. I have to jump on the phones for work. My story is my husband and I were running around the house and he ran full speed into our living room and kicked the couch and broke 3 of his toes. He kicked it so hard that it bruised all the way up to his knee! Lmao!
My aunt is big chested and we were at lagoon, she went down the water slide and stood up and her bathing suit didnt. Talk about embarassing! =)
I was barely married and staying at my in laws. My husband left early with his dad. I had one of those pee dreams and peed the bed! I was mortified to have to tell my brand new mother in law i needed new sheets. She thought as was hilarious.
My husband full on peed the bed when we were newlyweds
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