What awkward conversation did you have with your neighbor? Me and my neighbor ,were talking about our family and I asked her what her daughter does she said oh shes a STRIPPER at a bar, and her son is a SEX Offender. My neighbor told me she saw our other neighbor's hubby acting lovey with not his wife. We told the wife she laughed. Her hubby has a twin brother. Embarrassing! My neighbors asked if me and my girlfriend if we would like to try out there sex swing. And they got into details on how they use it. Awkward My neighbor called the cops on me the night that I moved into my new house because she thought I was a transient. It was Christmas Eve - poor cop. Two weeks later she came over to introduce herself and apologized with popcorn balls. I tried to tell my non english speaking neighbors to stop letting their dog poo on my front lawn, it turned awkward real quick I lived in eagle mtn and my neighbor was telling my roommates that she has to pull her poop out of her butt. That is not something u tell ur neighbor Had a neighbor yrs ago that asked me to go with her to get a piercing "down there". Another neighbor went too So my husband and I had been married about a month and we lived in an older apartment building. One day I took my, then pregnant, neighbor some brownies I made for her. Her husband answered the door. I hadn't really talked to him so it was awkward anyway. But as I started explaining why I brought brownies he cut me off and said(in a monotone voive) "u know I can hear u and your husband at night while ur doing it..." I was so shocked, I just stood there staring with my jaw practically hitting the floor. I said sorry, handed him the brownies, and he shut the door. I almost diiiied! Minutes later his wife came over and repeatedly apologized and said her husband was in biiiig trouble. Pretty awkward! :s My dog found a way under the fence and went in my neighbors back door and ate their dinner off the counter. Awkward! mrs.x My neighbor was goin through some hard times and couldnt aford any feminin products so she came to my house and asked my mom for a tampon As we was at a party at our neighbors she decided to announce that we needed to turn our blinds the other way at night because she noticed that we watched a lot We had to have a convo with out neighbors about keeping it down when they have sex... Awkward my neighbor asked me 2 have sex with him. We r both married.