Do you get sucked into watching the infomercials? What did you buy?
I always have a big gulp that i refill with water my son tells his dad that i drink and drive with him !
My little brother told the whole Sunday school class that we were killing the neighborhood cats. SO FUNNY
My cousin stood up in LDS church and told how sh helps make her daddy's coffee
My sister's little boy walked in on her shaving her private parts when he was almost 3. Later that day they went to the park and he was overheard telling
"my mommy shaves her tuny."
My little sister is too honest.. An acquaintance of my dads was over at our house and he just bugs my dad. My little sister walked up to him and said "my dad doesn't like you" we were all kind of speechless
Had a little girl announce in primary that her dad took lots of illegal drugs.
My kids rat me out every time I try to sneak treats at the movie. They say mom I thought u weren't supposed to bring treats in your purse
This is kinda along those lines. At gas station,ran into guy i knew but didn't want to know anymore,he asked for #,gave him fake number and my 11 year old son was almost to the car and turns back around and says Mom thats not your number and proceeds to say my real number
Walking through jc penny my daughter was 2 and blurted "eew you farted mommy" me "no i didnt honey" daughter"yes you did, I smell it"
I know my ex husbands wife doesn't wear panties!!! Love my child!!
My 2 yr old told people after my boob job "my mom has an ouwie and has bandaids on her chest" i was shocked he realized something was wrong.
At church my son announced. my mommy drank a whole bottle of wine last night.
We were at a family reunion sitting around the campfire and my son out nowhere says my dad pees in the shower.
my daughter and I were at the grocery store my shoe made a farting sounds guys down the aisle she Yells mommy's farted
a little girl I used to babysit fell off.the changing table one day. The next day at school she told everyone that I pushed her offthe changing table!
My daughter took my prescription to school and gave it to the teacher and told him I was a drug addict i had to go to the police station and get it back.
A girl that I went on a first date with...her son came out and handed me her valtrex
In elementary I told my teacher my mom didn't feel good on sunday but not with a cold but because she was hung over
When I was babysitting early 90s, the kid told me 'my mom has to lay down to zip up her pants!'
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