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Did you have a "Snooki Moment" - When you say or do something dumb?! LOL!
The most recent Snooki moment is when we went camping and were setting up the tent near the water my mom comes over and says "isn't that too close to the water?" we asked why she said "what about the high tide?"
My *snookie moment* so we had family/friends over for dinner I was over whelmed with cooking so much and being hot. It was dinner time and I made a good honey ham I served everyone and asked my friend if she wanted some ham she said she is allergic to pork I reply oh it's not pork it's ham... Duh
My roommate in college asked if Canadians like Obama as their president.
My little sister we were on vacation in Arizona and she said Native American? You mean black?
I tried buffalo wings and said wow they taste alot like chicken! Thought it was real buffalo :)
I am an English Major and I could not remember how to spell orange and I had to ask my husband.
I asked my mom and kids "what's the name of that big bird on sesame street?"
I invited my sister on facebook to the event of her SURPRISE birthday party. Idiot!
I called the bug guys who sprayed my house to complain about finding a black widow on my porch...it was dead! Doh...
My husband and I drove by a silo and I say what do you think is in those? He said straw and I said like real straw? He replied no pretend straw haha duh
Im a lifeguard and one day i asked noticed that the water gets more blue the deeper it gets so i asked my boss if they put blue coloring in the deep end of the pool.
My 18 year old cousin needed to bleach her hair to put red on it and she called to ask if ur suppose to use the same bleach u use to wash clothes lol
My little sister (who is 19) was in Puerto Rico and saw an husked coconut and said mom those are the biggest mangos I've ever seen!!
We were at mcdonalds and i asked for hot mustard, but before they could give it to me my wife says dont worry about it we have alot at home we can microwave it to make it hot, now thats a snookie moment
My roommate once asked... I know they have pigeons in Europe but are there pigeons in the Unites States? Yes she is blonde.
When i saw a field of cows while on a ride i asked my hubby and parents what all the smoke was under the cows feet... They hysterically told me it was dust!
My sis was at a bank once and the teller was giving her cash back and he said how would you like it and her response was I would love it
One time I was packing for my flight.. I starting getting scared I didn't have everything so I called my friend and asked "hey do I need my passport to fly to seattle"
My wife asked if cats really have 9 lives and she was serious.
I have a friend who's missing a hand and asked him if he was right or left handed!!
Me and my friend played the family fued game and it asked what is the most popular cut of steak and I yelled, medium rare! 9:06:50
I'm moving to england friend ask are you excited to learn a new language? I just laughed at them haha
My little sister asked us how they get hay to grow in those squares her first time visiting Utah
I'm on my phone. Looking for my phone. Asked my husband have u seen my phone? Lmao stupid
My nephews girlfriend asked if olives were a seafood! Becuz of the texture inside lmao
While we were driving my mother in law had her sunglasses on and said "wow look at how orange the moon looks!" yeah it was the sun
My sisters bday was last month and we were at her party and she had 2 write out a check so she turns around and asks what the date is.
My buddies ex girlfriend thought the goverment thru shoes on power lines to get better reception.
One time my best friend stupidly asked me what color an orange was .
The 1st time I met a friends husband, he told us he workd in geography...i exclaimed "i luv rocks!!" He looked at me & said...maps....great 1st impression:)
My sisters BF asked her to make him a vodka Cranberry and she asked how to make it..DUH
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