Do you have any ties to organized crime? Well my friend he came to my house sat down on our chair and he fell through it didn't break anything. However they would not let me horseback ride in Hawaii because I was too heavy 230 pound weight limit on the ho are they Shetland ponies? Have you seen the size of some of those Pollys? WTF??? My aunt went 2 weight loss place and sat on a chair and it broke. she never went back. My Uncle broke a seat at the movie theater. U hear Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, BOOM. And the seat breaks! To make it worse, he broke a kitchen chair the next day My ex bf was pretty big and after we broke up I was at my friends for a bbq and they showed me the chair graveyard in the garage, my ex had broken 4 chairs of theirs and I never knew!! Lol My uncle broke our ski boat trying to water ski. We could not get him out of the water and then our engine just shut down. We had to beach our boat the rest of the day Once I watched a fat class mate trip into a vinyl fence, he went threw it I was at a friends house and I broke the bed My 5th grade teacher sat on a table while she was lecturing us and the table snapped in half and she fell to the floor. I broke my toilet seat because I'm so big about ten years ago i weighed 320 (i have lost over 100 pounds since then) but i was at a salt lake bees game and the chair broke on me. Just the bottom fell out.. It was the single most embarrassing moment of my life. I just got up and left all the people around me were raging with laughter My dad broke a small antique wooden chair at a church in italy when he sat down for the services I saw my homeboy bend metal legs on a chair like in shallow Hal. When I was pregnant with my first baby I gained fifty five pounds to my original 110 pound frame. Well i totally cracked our toilet seat right in half! My friend is real big they bought a new car she sat in the front seat and it broke she now rides in the back seat My husband and i were having a romantic weekend away, and i broke the toilet seat when sat on it. It pinched my ass the rest of the weekend lol Broke a swing at a park and when it broke the chain caught the back of my pants flipped me over and ripped half my pants off I weigh 100 pounds and this lady who didnt like me told me to sit down on an old antique chair and when i sat down it broke and im only 11 When i was a chubby kid I would go to our neighbor's & jump on their trampoline. I would always ring the door & ask permission first. I was jumping did a flip & went right thru the tramp & landed on the ground. The tramp ripped down the middle. This time i was by myself so they knew it was me so i (couldn't blame it on anyone else. In my defense, it was a n trampoline, they didn't have anymore kids living @ home:).