My brother has 9 and 6 year old boys. Last night he was at his wit's end and sent me these texts. Pretty funny. He's slowly losing it. - Frankie 

I can manufacture legos with my feet. I step on those things and have imprints on my soles, so I have the molds.

It's funny to throw things that don't belong to you...its funny to throw things that don't belong to you and watch them break...its funny, everything is funny.

It's funny to throw your underwear in the toilet.

It's also funny to stand in the toilet with the lid closed and pee in the garbage...its funny